The Disturbing Why:
Why is it easy to pee without pooping when it’s hard to poop and not pee?
The Practical Why:
Why do adults talk back to the TV screen whenever they want to say something to the characters?
The Delusional Why:
Why do we move our torso-up slowly whenever we stand stationary in the restroom?
The Why Why:
Why is it always the first cubicle in a public toilet that is the cleanest?
The Annoying Why:
Why do people tip-toe when they enter the shower area when their feet are surely to be wet when they take the shower?
The Scary Why:
Why do bathroom tiles form weird faces when they stain?
The Psychological Why:
Why do we always check if there is a roll of tissue in the restroom when all we are going to do is to wash our hands?
The Coincidental Why:
Why are my questions mostly about restrooms?
The School Why:
Why do we stack old books in the garage when we will never really use them?
The Obsession Why:
Why are we so happy when we get hold of a magnet?
The Technological Why:
Why is innovation not considered plagiarism?
The Biological Why:
Why is there a cambium in a plant root tissue when there is none present in a stem?
The Stupid Why:
Why don’t M&M’s melt in the package?
The Simple Why:
Why will people check if my questions really coincide with reality when the truth is I just made them up and still find out that they are all correct?
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